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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What does two plus two equal? 4

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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