- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

knock knock i have diarrhea

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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