- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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