how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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A man penetrates another man.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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