A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Justin Beiber

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Roses are red.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Womens rights

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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