- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

How High is a Chinese man

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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