Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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