- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Apple hates Blackberry.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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