A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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