hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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