- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

it's funny because it's funny

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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