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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Youre mom is so dead...

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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