- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Camerons hair is Curly..

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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