- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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