- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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