An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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