- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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