A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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NEVER

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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