Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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