What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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