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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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