- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

1+2 = 6

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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