What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

this website is a bad joke

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

A woman walks into a bar.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What is older than history?

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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