Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

chirs

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

speak now or forever hold your pee

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Anti Joke

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