- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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