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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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