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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Michael Brown

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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