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call me maybe.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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deez nuts

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kieran is a homosexual

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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