whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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