- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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