A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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