Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Women's rights.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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Anti Joke

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