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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

i wonder who made this website? a human

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What is better than tissues? Correct!

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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