yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Tough crowd tonight...

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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