What do black people eat? Food.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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I am quite mature.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Kevin and Ramin

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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