Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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