How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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