What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

America

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

This is an anti-joke.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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