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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why can't february march Because april may

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Tall asians

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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