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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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