Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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Poop

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