a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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The cream, it is coming

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Anti Joke

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