Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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A guy walks into a bar

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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