- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

How do you end a sentence

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

What do you call a Jew A Jew

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

What has two legs? Half a cat

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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