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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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