- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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