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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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