- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

what are three short words? i a am

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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