- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Japan

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

God is real.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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