Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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