- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Women's Rights

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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