- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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