- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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