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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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