- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What's up? Your time.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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