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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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