Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

PENIS lol

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

I like poop in my butt

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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