- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Men

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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