What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Barack Obama.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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