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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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A gay man watches football.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.