Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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one morning i turned on my tv

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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