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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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