a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Women's rights.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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