- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

knock knock who's there? hope

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

civil rights

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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