An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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learn. advance!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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black people swimming

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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