Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Shltskc gw? G

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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