- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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