what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Read a Book.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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