- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

autistic kids rock

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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