How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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