what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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A man walked into a bar owch

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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