I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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