hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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