A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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sharks

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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