knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Anti Joke

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