A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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