- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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