a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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