- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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