- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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