josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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Take wrong turns

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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