why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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