A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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