How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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What is life? Paul.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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