- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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