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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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