- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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