why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

God is real.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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