- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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