- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

who is really lanky? james cornish

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Knock Knock Who's there

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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