In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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