How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...