What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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12 niqqa 12.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Jersey Shore.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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