- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

A seal walks into a club.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Your life

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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