- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Honk if you're Amish!

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

so...um, yeah

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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