How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Women's rights...

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

belly button

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

thermodynamics?

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