- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

I like that, but why am I happy?

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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