An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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a man makes a bad joke

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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What is the difference?

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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