You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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