- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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