A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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hey hey apple

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled it up, slightly spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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