SHUT UP JP

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

1+2 = 6

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

The Colts this year.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Cameron is a r e t a r d

YOLO

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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