- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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