- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What fires shots? A gun

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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