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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why didn't he finish his

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

You were born.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

women's rights

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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