So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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