- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What? Huh?

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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