What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Women's rights.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

black chicken. kfc

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What would u like to drink?

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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