roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

women's rights.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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