- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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