What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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