What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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