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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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