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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Julian Ha.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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