A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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