- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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