- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Why did the fish fly It didn't

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What stops a train? A missile

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