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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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