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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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