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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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