why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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