What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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