- Anti Joke

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes