- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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