what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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