- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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