What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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