- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Robin, get in the car, please.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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