Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Guest what? Dog

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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Thats what she said

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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