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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Who wants $300? Me too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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