- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Who is it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

poopy is poopy

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What do you call an blank test? an F

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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