Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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