Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

stuarts mum

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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