- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Obama = ebola

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