- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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