A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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-knock knock! -doors open

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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haha

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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