Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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what are three short words? i a am

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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bologna

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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