- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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