- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Michael Brown

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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