- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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