- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

SUCK MY NUTS

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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