- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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