so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Grace Ackerson

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What's worse than this That :(

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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