- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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