- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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