- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

miha kako si?

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

The Princess is in another castle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

womans having rights.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!