- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

I had a lemon. hi.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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