Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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Japan

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hiya

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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