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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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