- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

The holocaust

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

AIDS

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Then none of us want to be right.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

what do you call a black guy african american

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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