Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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This is not funny.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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