what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Horse.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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