Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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