you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

A drunk guy walks into a car

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

womans having rights.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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