- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Ms Leong Sux

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

I'm so punny.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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