- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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