- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Knock Knock Who did that?

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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