- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

an ethopian thanksgiving

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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