If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Lololol

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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