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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.