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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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