- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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