- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Then none of us want to be right.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

What is older than history?

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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