- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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