- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

The cream, it is coming

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