- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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