- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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