- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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