I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

I have an idea! You leave.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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