- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Three baby seals walk into a club...

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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