Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Women's rights.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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