Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

What is the difference?

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

whats the stage after cancer? you die

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Barack Obama.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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