- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

How old are you? 7

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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