What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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