your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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guess what what ...

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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