- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Good job, son.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Ain't idn't a word.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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