BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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