What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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I? Everett

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Anti Joke

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