What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Anti Joke

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