What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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A: Do you like it B: No

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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alert('The Game')

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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David Cameron

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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woman's rights

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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