A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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