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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

justin beiber sucks

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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