knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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