Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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penis in the camel

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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