- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

I went to school. Then I came home.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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