Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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Obama

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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