- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Granny porn!

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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