- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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