What ryhmes with turtle rape

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Jovan

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Why? Why not?

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Anti Joke

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