- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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