A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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