- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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