- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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