- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

im not food

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What's 9+10 Ebola

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Knock knock Fuck off!

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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