- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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