- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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