How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Anti Joke

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