- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

How many light bulbs? 1

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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