A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

I used to know what alzheimers was

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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