- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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