- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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