- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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