When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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kieran is a homosexual

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Anti Joke

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