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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Women's Rights

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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