- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

How many light bulbs? 1

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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