- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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