Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Men

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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