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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

The child was fired from his job.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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