- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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