- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

What did the man say to gguy we are both g

Women's Rights

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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