- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

A: Knock Knock B: 7

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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