- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What's red and can sing? Elmo

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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