- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Whats two plus two Four!

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

alert('The Game')

You know whats better than 24? 25

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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