- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

class is canceled. My professor died.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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