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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

who is really lanky? james cornish

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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