- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

You should read the Terms of Service.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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