Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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Anti Joke

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