- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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they told me not to write here but i did

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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