- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Haha, I get it..

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

A penis walks into a bar..

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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