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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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