a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Women's Rights

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

But who would want to sell us out and why?

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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