- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Where's my tractor?

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

your face

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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