What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Justin Beiber

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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