Chris is hairy

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Balls

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

j.p. is dumb

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Knock Knock. Shut up.

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