who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

where's mom I killed her

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

#Getweird

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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