- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

DEATH.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Yo Mama just died.

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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