Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Iif your reading this ur gay

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Nothing. He made it home safely.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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