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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

A black person dies.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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