- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.