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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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