What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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The cream, it is coming

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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