- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

women's rights.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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