- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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