- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Women's rights.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

You're a frog

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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