- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

gingers

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

ure mama's so fat

sucks Syntax...

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Chuck Norris is dead......

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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