what is 3+3= 8

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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No antijoke here.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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