- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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