Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Waffles ate my grandma

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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