Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Brain fart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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Joesph Triphook.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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