- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

pobody's nerfect

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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