- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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