the sky is green no it is not

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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