Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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