- Anti Joke

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Waseem is a hard worker.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Pickles are powerful

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you