- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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