- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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