- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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