What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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penis in the camel

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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