Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

I don't believe in giraffes.

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