- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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